WE GOT JOBS!!

(Although this is being posted from Bobby's account, it is a "Joint Post" and authorship should be attributed to both Fletch and Bobby)

Big News everyone, We got jobs!!  Yep! Thats Right!! WE HAVE JOBS!

Ok, so maybe these jobs aren't as attorneys, but thats ok right!?!?

And, maybe these jobs aren't full time, but thats ok right!?!?

And, maybe these jobs aren't really even part time, but thats ok right!?!?

And, maybe these jobs are both really for only two days (or nights for Bobby) in November, but thats ok right!?!?

And, maybe Fletch is working the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade and Bobby is working the door at an East Village bar, but thats ok right!?!?

Why are you guys taking such a nasty tone?  You should feel fortunate to have these opportunities!

Now, don't read the sarcastic tone of this post and think we don't appreciate these jobs. We really appreciate having them.  We feel fortunate.  Seriously, you should have heard how excited we were to tell our respective parents (and each other!) about our good luck.

Good, so stop complaining.  I thought these weren't victim's stories, right?

Well, this is where we are trying to walk a thin line.  We do feel fortunate.  We need this work.  We want to keep roofs over our heads, and with winter coming, heat seems important.  But, its difficult not to view this scene with a certain sense of detached amusement for some pretty obvious reasons.  That's all.

Got it.  Well, I suppose that makes sense.

By the way, Mr. Italic's Voice as A Lame Rhetorical Device, who are you?

I'm your better selves calling you forward to be better.


Then why do you have my Nintendo Wii, and a bunch of my DVDs? 

Uhh, gotta go!